How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?
North, things between West and I have gone South!
You're not a complete husband until your wife is upset with you, for a reason that you don't even understand!
2010: Hey There! I am using Whatsapp!
2021: Hey There! Whatsapp is using me!
All these wonderful years of marriage taught our kids two valuable life lessons:
1. Mom is always right
2. Dad is always wrong
What wife says: You have to learn to communicate!
What wife means: Just agree with me, you idiot!
Julian Assange gives private information on corporations and the government to you for free and the media calls him a criminal!
Mark Zuckerberg gives your private information to corporations and the government for money and the media called him the man of the year!
I am going to serve two terms. One in Federal Prison and one in New York State Prison.
~ Donald Trump
Stay cheerful.
Negativity is worse than the virus!
When you seek beauty in all people and all things, you will not only find it, you will become it!
Let me get this straight:
The person with the nuclear code has been deemed too dangerous to have a Twitter account?
#CapitolHillSeige
