2010: Hey There! I am using Whatsapp!
2021: Hey There! Whatsapp is using me!
Years ago, an Astrologer told me, you will have so much you will not know where to keep, you will be sharing and sharing, and, yet more will come to you. It will never end. Now, years later, I figured out that he was talking about WhatsApp messages!
In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.
I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.
And tomorrow never comes!
What Whatsapp killed:
SMS
MMS
BBM
And a lot of people!
Whatever you sent, comes back to you ten times. It is not Karma... it is WhatsApp!
WhatsApp: where people are more likely to be offended by jokes about things like war, famine, torture, and inequalities than they are by war, famine, torture and inequalities!
When I post something on WhatsApp and you read, we both think of each other.
Do you know what that means?
It means "Tussi Vi Vehle Te Assi Vi Vehle"!
Jo Log Naya Group Join Karte Hi, Do-Do Saal Purane Message WhatsApp Pe Daalte Hain,
Unhein 2-3 Saal Ki Kaale-Paani Ki Saaza Banti Hai!
Do you know there is another device which converts your Fake forwards into Beliefs? It's called...
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WhatsApp!
During #Whatsappdown,
Many people took bath. Went out to meet people. Got married. Planned kids!