A husband is the real Santa to every wife.
No matter what she asks or says, he always says, "Ho Ho Ho Mery Kismat"!
Husband: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
Wife: Hello, don't blame me for that. I never use it!
Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left!
The four stages of life.
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus!
Scientists are busy developing vaccines and Coronavirus is releasing security patch updates!
Husband: Can I ask you a stupid question?
Wife: You just need to ask a question. I already know that it'll be a stupid one!
If you run from the work you might as well hide from the money!
After a whole year of Stress, we now have a Strain!
#Coronavirus
Not bragging, but my wife lets me do whatever she wants!
Me: 9204084041
My friend: Is this your new mobile number?
Me: No, This is India's scorecard in the Adelaide test!
