Time flies whether you are having fun or not.
The choice is yours!
Wife: Why did you keep on drinking at the party even after I gave you a look?
Husband: What look?
Wife: I raised my eyebrows.
Husband: How will I know that you're giving me a look? You draw your eyebrows differently everyday. I thought it was your new style!
Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months!
Don't worry if someone does not like you.
Most people are struggling to like themselves!
My wife threw a knife at me. She said it was an accident.
But I think throwing it the second time shouting `I'll get you this time` was absolutely unnecessary!
Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in wedding dress before hand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men!
Being with people who don't listen is lonelier than being alone!
You don't need everything to enjoy life. You already have a life to enjoy everything!
Farmers consuming poison was never a concern but farmers eating pizza is all over the news!
#FakeNews
It is neither 'Hindus vs Sikhs' nor 'Sikhs vs India'.
It is 'Farmers vs New Farm Bill'.
Remember it!
