Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow!
If I can feed you how can I hate you?
#langar #langaraid #farmersprotest #kisanmazdoorekta
Marriage is about finding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!
Don't believe in time travel?
Just start an argument with your wife!
Wife: You like slim women or curvy women?
Me: I only like women the way you are.
Wife: Good answer.
Married life taught me how to tackle tricky questions!
Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'agree culture'!
And 'agree culture' increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!
1st year of marriage: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heartbeat as I drift off to sleep.
10th year of marriage: I recorded your snoring so that you can hear how loud & annoying it is!
Tsunami - T is silent
Honest - H is silent
Knife - K is silent
Wife is angry - I'm silent!
It's safe for husbands to forget their mistakes.
Your wives very well remember those and you will be reminded of them frequently.
Sleeping on the sofa after fighting with your wife feels like you're camping in the jungle with a ferocious lioness somewhere near you!
