A successful marriage is based on three main principles:
1) Appreciate your similarities
2) Respect your differences
3) Do what your wife tells you to do
My gym instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing!
My wife wants to go on a calming & relaxing long drive.
That means I need to stay home with the kids!
My wife bought me an iPhone for Christmas and I bought her an iRon. iGet out of the hospital tomorrow!
Computers are really, really stupid. That's why programming is hard. They won't do anything unless you explicitly tell them to do it!
More people would enjoy reading if education didn't force you to write an essay on every book!
My wife hates it when I invite people to our house for dinner and she has to pretend to be nice to me!
I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry!
My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time!
If you really want to feast on peace, you ought to fast on gossip!
