MDH owner Mahashay Dharampal Gulati is no more.
I hope Queen Elizabeth survives 2020!
Even December of 2020 had its fair share:
MDH owner Mahashay Dharampal Gulati expires!
Golden rules for a happy married life:
1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet!
The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?
#Diwali
Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.
That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!
#humour
Wife: I had a terrible day.
Me: Ok let's talk about it.
Wife: Please no, I don't want to make it more terrible!
My wife and I decided to split our Christmas spending budget in a mutually beneficial manner.
She gets to spend 90% and I can spend the remaining 10%!
Top three things husbands tell:
(3) I wasn't looking at that girl
(2) No, you're not looking fat
(1) I'm sorry
Starve your ego.
Feed your soul.
All these years of dealing with women made me understand that one should never piss off a woman when she's angry or peaceful or alive!
