According to WebMD, my wife is sick of me again!
Honey, when I said I'd do anything for you, I meant things like fighting a war or taking a bullet and not cleaning the bathroom and doing the dishes!
Wife: I tried to change my password to your name.
Husband: Wow that's wonderful.
Wife: But I got an error message that it contains a useless character. Technology is awesome!
My wife's concentration is at its peak when she inspects the dishes I washed!
Some people will only 'love you' as much as they can use you.
Their loyalty ends where the benefits stop!
I'm giving my wife the silent treatment today. Unfortunately, she is not returning the favor!
ਜਹ ਮਾਤ ਪਿਤਾ ਸੁਤ ਮੀਤ ਨ ਭਾਈ।।
ਮਨ ਊਹਾ ਨਾਮੁ ਤੇਰੈ ਸੰਗਿ ਸਹਾਈ।।
Where there is no mother, father, children, friends or siblings - O my mind, there only the name of the Lord, shall be with you as your help and support.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji: Ang 264
The most difficult task is to make everybody happy, the simplest task is to be happy with everyone!
Wife: Before marriage, men are like grapes. After marriage, we wives turn them into fine wine.
Husband: True. Before marriage, men are like grapes and once married, the wives beat the crap out of them until they turn into wine!
When your wife is silent, do you
1. Enjoy the peace and quiet?
2. Try to understand why she's silent?
3. Run for your life?
