Just because you couldn't do something yesterday, doesn't mean you can't achieve it today.
You are one day stronger today!
Dear Bachelors,
Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage!
5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?
Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color?
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!
Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.
Husband: What did I do?
Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!
In my house, I am the boss.
My wife is just the decision maker!
You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married!
A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!
To some, marriage is a word.
To others, a sentence - a life sentence!
Before marriage: Fat bank account and a thin body.
After marriage: Thin bank account and fat body!
