Aamir Khan's nephew Imran Khan quits acting!
I think acting quit him way before he decided to quit acting!
Dear people who are on a diet, even websites have cookies and you don't!
BREAKING:
Delhi colleges refuse Pfizer and Moderna vaccines for their students. Say 90% and 94.5% do not meet cutoff requirements!
Kidnapper: We have your husband.
Wife: Where did you abduct him from?
Kidnapper: Gym
Wife: Hahaha, then that's not my husband!
My wife's memory is terrible. She never forgets anything!
Before our marriage, when my wife told me that she's a cat person, I should have realized that for the rest of my life she's gonna sit on the other side of the bed & ignore me all day!
Wife: You know what day today is?
Me: Our anniversary?
Wife: No, it's Friday, the 13th. The scariest day.
Me: Oh so it's the same!
Me: Please bring me a screwdriver.
Wife: Flathead, Phillips or Vodka?
And that was when I knew she was the one!
Your circle should want you to win.
Your circle should clap the loudest when you have good news.
If they don't get a new circle!
My wife texted me `You are right, I was wrong and I'm sorry` but it seems her phone's autocorrect changed it to `Whatever`!
