
If anyone keeps talking into air, thinking there are 100 people around listening - we used to call it delusion and now it's called webinar!

Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence!

ਬੰਦੇ ਖੋਜੁ ਦਿਲ ਹਰ ਰੋਜ਼ ਨਾ ਫਿਰੁ ਪਰੇਸਾਨੀ ਮਾਹਿ।।
ਇਹ ਜੁ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਸਿਹਰੁ ਮੇਲਾ ਦਸਤਗੀਰੀ ਨਾਹਿ ।।੧।।
O human being, search your own heart every day and do not wander around in confusion.
This world is just a magic show; you will not get anything from it.
~ Bhagat Kabir Ji - SGGS JI: 727

I want my wife to love me unconditionally. So I'm gonna change my name to Amazon!

During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, `You know, if something happened to my husband, I don't think I could ever marry again.`
Her friend nodded sympathetically. `I know what you mean,` she said. `Once is enough!`

My formal clothes have missed me so much.
I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!
#Covid-19

A controversial and debatable question:
Today, if Ravana takes your wife away... Would you still consider him evil?

I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.
She has done nothing!

ਮੈਂ ਨਿਰਗੁਣਿਆਰੇ ਕੋ ਗੁਣ ਨਾਹੀ ਆਪੇ ਤਰਸੁ ਪਇਓਈ।।
I am unworthy. I have no worth or virtue at all.
O Lord! You have taken pity on me!
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGSJI-1429

Heaven and Hell are not geographical locations.
It's our thoughts, actions and behaviours that create heaven or hell for us!