My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made her look fat. I texted back Noo...
My phone autocorrected it to Moo. I now don't know what to do
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
Wife: Shut Aap!
I was trying to fly but I couldn't find wings;
But you came along and you changed everything.
Be my sweetheart, darling and spouse for life!
