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I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?
I want to exchange it for another Friday!

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LIFE is like a Racquet game.
If we want to win, we need to:
Serve Well Return Well Face Crucial Moments Calmly And remember game starts with "LOVE ALL"!
Have a happy Monday!

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The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
Have a very nice Monday!

Gosh!!!
Weekends are probably made in China. They don't last long!
Have a nice Monday!

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Dear Monday,
I was thinking you should take a holiday.
Trust me, no one will miss you..

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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
Have a great Monday!

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I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!
Have an eventful Monday!

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Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!

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There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!

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M: Moaning
O: Odd
N: Nasty
D: Day
A: Amidst
Y: Yawning