Embrace each accolade as a stepping stone to greater heights.
Your success journey has just begun!
Good Morning!
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them!
Every now and then look around and simply be happy for what you already have in your life!
Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?
The word queue is ironic.
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!
School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!
You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out.
Let go a little and let life happen.
Good Morning!
In a Church:
Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?
Father: No son, you are married!
Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!