HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
Wife: Shut Aap!
A Narcissist's Prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, You deserved it!
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart!
Have a blessed day!
What do pigs use in the shower?
Hogwash!
Dear Vegetarians,
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?
Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter!
What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution....
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution ....!!!
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
She didn't know 'I' existed.
Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge.