When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
The same applies when you are stupid.
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!!
My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down.
Told her it's because I can't stand doing it!
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
They break out in hives!
I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"
I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me!
The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`
Google Khoje,
Yahoo Khoje,
Aur Khoje Bing...
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!
Make today so awesome yesterday gets jealous!
Good Morning!
Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married!
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!