Girl: I wish you were more romantic.
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!
Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!
Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!
Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity!
Politics:
(n.) Poli (Many)+Tics (Bloodsucking Creatures) = Many Bloodsucking Creatures
Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving!
My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up!
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life.
Good Morning and Have a Great Week!
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness!