A relationship is like a job. you have to work hard to get in it and you have to work even harder to stay in it. |
If the plan doesn't work, change the plan but never the goal. |
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. |
Common sense is so rare these days that, it should be classified as a super power. |
You won't have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you. |
We are judged by what we finish, not by what we start. |
Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever. |
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. |
Nothing is illegal until you get caught. |
When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young. |