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~ Author UnknownPeople are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. -
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~ Author UnknownChristmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. -
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~ Author UnknownI'm not overweight, I'm under tall. -
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~ Author UnknownMy goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. -
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~ Author UnknownSmile and the world will smile with you. -
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~ Author UnknownTrust is like a mirror..once its BROKEN you can never look at it the same again. -
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~ Author UnknownI've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. -
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~ Author UnknownSuccess is never achieved by the size of our brain but it is always achieved by the quality of out thoughts. -
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~ Author UnknownIf you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive. -
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~ Author UnknownSister to sister we will always be, A couple of nuts off the family tree.
