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  • Do not regret growing elder. It's a privilege denied to many.Upload to Facebook
    Do not regret growing elder. It's a privilege denied to many.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Age / Interesting   
  • Locks keep honest people honest; criminals will still find their way in!Upload to Facebook
    Locks keep honest people honest; criminals will still find their way in!
    ~ Author Unknown
    Crime   
  • I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work. Upload to Facebook
    I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Monday / Work / Funny   
  • Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.Upload to Facebook
    Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Kinky / Funny   
  • Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.Upload to Facebook
    Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Naked   
  • There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth.Upload to Facebook
    There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Truth   
  • It isn't our position but our disposition which makes us happy.Upload to Facebook
    It isn't our position but our disposition which makes us happy.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Attitude / Happiness   
  • It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.Upload to Facebook
    It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Humour   
  • Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up.Upload to Facebook
    Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Truth / Humour   
  • Yesterday was today's author and today will be tomorrow's but we each hold our own pen.Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday was today's author and today will be tomorrow's but we each hold our own pen.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Inspirational   
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