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~ Author UnknownDo not regret growing elder. It's a privilege denied to many. -
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~ Author UnknownLocks keep honest people honest; criminals will still find their way in! -
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~ Author UnknownI can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work. -
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~ Author UnknownDon't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. -
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~ Author UnknownSleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to. -
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~ Author UnknownThere are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth. -
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~ Author UnknownIt isn't our position but our disposition which makes us happy. -
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~ Author UnknownIt would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. -
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~ Author UnknownAlways tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up. -
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~ Author UnknownYesterday was today's author and today will be tomorrow's but we each hold our own pen.
