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~ Author UnknownIf time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? -
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~ Author UnknownRoses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny! -
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~ Author UnknownKiss your life. Accept it, just as it is. Today. Now. So that those moments of happiness you're waiting for don't pass you by. -
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~ Author UnknownThe richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. -
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~ Author UnknownFlirting is cheating without the sex. -
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~ Author UnknownI Believe in Love at first Sight, because I love My Mom since I Opened My Eye. -
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~ Author UnknownPlay the music, not the instrument. -
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~ Author UnknownThe drunk mind speaks the sober heart. -
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~ Author UnknownGiving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. -
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~ Author UnknownPray not only because you need something but because you have a lot to thank God for!