If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? |
Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny! |
Kiss your life. Accept it, just as it is. Today. Now. So that those moments of happiness you're waiting for don't pass you by. |
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. |
Flirting is cheating without the sex. |
I Believe in Love at first Sight, because I love My Mom since I Opened My Eye. |
Play the music, not the instrument. |
The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. |
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. |
Pray not only because you need something but because you have a lot to thank God for! |