The same girl who laughs and talks a lot and seems very happy is also the girl who may cry herself to sleep. |
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. |
Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. |
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. |
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. |
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. |
The difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'. |
A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for. |
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. |
A father doesn't tell you that he loves you - he shows you. |