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~ Author UnknownThe same girl who laughs and talks a lot and seems very happy is also the girl who may cry herself to sleep. -
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~ Author UnknownWhen a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. -
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~ Author UnknownThose who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. -
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~ Author UnknownEat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. -
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~ Author UnknownI think I could fall madly in bed with you. -
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~ Author UnknownA journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. -
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~ Author UnknownThe difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'. -
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~ Author UnknownA politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for. -
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~ Author UnknownLife may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. -
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~ Author UnknownA father doesn't tell you that he loves you - he shows you.