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  • By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.Upload to Facebook
    By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Fathers   
  • A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.Upload to Facebook
    A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Fathers   
  • I had a life once... now I have a computer.Upload to Facebook
    I had a life once... now I have a computer.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Life   
  • 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.Upload to Facebook
    90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Marriage   
  • Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to.Upload to Facebook
    Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Inspirational   
  • A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.Upload to Facebook
    A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Motivational   
  • Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? Upload to Facebook
    Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?
    ~ Author Unknown
    Life   
  • It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.Upload to Facebook
    It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Work   
  • When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.Upload to Facebook
    When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Prostitution / Sex / Interesting   
  • If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.Upload to Facebook
    If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Funny   
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