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My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.
~ Jarod Kintz

Erection
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It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
~ Jarod Kintz

Funny
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
~ Jarod Kintz

People
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Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed. 
~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Books / Humour
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I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.
~ Jarod Kintz

Diet
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Unless I'm at a wedding, I don't like veiled threats.
~ Jarod Kintz

Wedding
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I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer.
~ Jarod Kintz

Weird
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If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
~ Jarod Kintz

Interesting