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Upload to Facebook Me: Dude, I heard that you were in hospital. What happened?
Colleague: I had a severe joint problem.
Me: Arthritis?
Colleague: Na, just weed! -
Upload to Facebook My coffee maker is so loud that for a few seconds I can't hear my wife screaming, and that's the best gift coffee can give me! -
Upload to Facebook A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) or "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).
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Upload to Facebook Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 16 hours!" -
Upload to Facebook The only reason I was friends with some people in high school was that I saw them 5 days a week! -
Upload to Facebook I ordered a small black coffee at Starbucks.
They gave me a weird look and asked me to leave! -
Upload to Facebook I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything! -
Upload to Facebook I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD.
It was here a minute ago! -
Upload to Facebook A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!
Should I be delighted or agonised? -
Upload to Facebook Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
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