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Upload to Facebook Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can't open Windows in space! -
Upload to Facebook As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep! -
Upload to Facebook I was forced to swallow purple food color.
I feel violated! -
Upload to Facebook Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it! -
Upload to Facebook Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.
I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer! -
Upload to Facebook The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life.
Yes, that's the joke! -
Upload to Facebook The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed! -
Upload to Facebook You don't realize how much stuff needs labeling until you buy a label-maker! -
Upload to Facebook `We can't eat at McDonald's twice in one day. That's too sad.`
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Upload to Facebook Someone laughing after they are finished crying is the human equivalent of a rainbow!
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