Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Wah Wah!
Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!
Akbar Dabe Nahin Kisi Sultaan Ki Fauj Se;
Lekin Shaheed Ho Gaye Biwi Ki Nauj Se!
Jawani Ke Din Chamkille Ho Gaye;
Aur Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye;
Hum Izhaar Karne Me Thode Dhille Ho Gaye;
Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Wah Wah!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge...
Made in China!
Made in China!
Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Mein;
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Mein;
Magar Ye Fouzii Dilruba Nahi Samajhti;
Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Mein!
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile;
Wah Wah!
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile;
Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye;
Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai;
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De;
Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai!
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Wah Wah!
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!
Dil Toota Hai Mera Par Ashk Nahi;
Uss Ka Ehsaas Hai Par Woh Pass Nahi;
Judaii Ka Dard Zaroor Hai Hum Ko;
Lekin Itna Bhi Khaas Nahi!
Sumundar Se Keh Do Apni Mojain Sanbhal Ke Rakhe;
Zindagi Mein Tofaan Laane Ke Liye Susral Wale Hi Kaafi Hai!
