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![My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.]()
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~ Jarod KintzMy love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect. -
~ Jarod KintzWith anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress. -
![It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.]()
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~ Jarod KintzIt's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food. -
~ Jarod KintzI'm wearing a boxing glove, but I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover with a fist-like erection. -
![I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.]()
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~ Jarod KintzI consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning. -
~ Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is resterciseWill work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won't work five consecutive days for it. -
![Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed.]()
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~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is InvisibleReading-it's the third best thing to do in bed. -
~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No TitleShe looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to. Love / Women / Love Making -
![I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.]()
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~ Jarod KintzI want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. -
![Unless I'm at a wedding, I don't like veiled threats.]()
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~ Jarod KintzUnless I'm at a wedding, I don't like veiled threats.
