Why was the blonde looking for the reverse button on her computer?
She'd been told to back up at the end of every week!
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A thought!
What did a blonde do when she read a notice in the public conveniences saying "Don't put anything down the toilet but toilet paper?"
She sat on the floor!
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!
Q:Why did the blonde tiptop past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas?
A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank?
Traffic cop: Didn't you see the 30 m.p.h. Sign?
Blond: No, officer, I was going too fast to see it.
What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business?
No mind;
No business.
A man finds his blonde wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks.
Man: What are you doing?
Wife: Washing at 30 degrees.