"Mum", said the son to his ageing blonde mother, "When you go, do you want to be buried or cremated?"
"I don't mind", replied the mother. "Surprise me!"
Did you hear about the blonde who decided to bake a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.
I told my blonde girlfriend I was going skeet shooting. She said she didn't know how to cook them.
Blonde: I get a terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Try taking the spoon out.
What's a blonde's idea of natural childbirth?
No make-up.
Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom? She was in there so long, she peed her pants!
Q: Why did the blonde move to LA?
A: It was easier to spell!
A blonde went to cash a cheque that she got from her husband.
The bank cashier asked her to endorse it.
So she wrote on the back, "My husband is a wonderful person"!
A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank. She shouts "Woohoo, how do I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up and down the river and replies, "You are on the other side".
The husband came home and caught his blonde wife reading his diary. She angrily shouted, "Who the f**k are April, May and June?"