Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
A blonde to a pharmacist:
Do you have any oralgesics? The analgesics don't seem to work!
Q: Why did the blonde nurse go to an art school?
A: To learn how to draw blood!
Cashier: Strip down, facing me.
The blonde quickly stripped down.
Cashier: Ma'm, Not you but your Credit Card?
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
Police Officer: Didn't you see that you broke the speed limit?
Blonde: I am sorry, Officer; but I can fix it for you.
Police Officer: How can it be fixed?
Blonde: That's what I was going to ask you!
Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Customer: Waiter, there is a hair in my soup.
Waiter: Blonde or red? We are missing a waitress.