Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!
Men have opinions, women have advice!
Dear Men,
Hear us say the opposite of what we mean, which means you better do what we meant and not what we said.
~ Women
Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!
Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
A man's face is his autobiography;
a woman's face is her fiction!
A woman's silence is...
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golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!
Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.
It doesn't listen to anything!