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If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!

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Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!

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Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is!

Men: Seriously why do you need such a big bag?
Also Men: Can I put this in your bag?

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Time waits for no man...
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Time is definitely a woman!

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Men and women at least agree on one thing... they both don't trust women!

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In the beginning, God created man, but seeing man's ego balloon he then created woman and balance was restored!

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If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
Is the man right or wrong?

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!

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Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!