Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
Pappu: A drinking problem!
Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.
Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!
Pappu went to get a Tattoo:
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Pappu: A can't opener!
Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
Pappu was eating chips.
Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?
Pappu: Yes
Jeeto: What?
Pappu: Weight!
After Results:
Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya!
Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar.
Bunty: Why?
Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar!
Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?
Pappu: Kutta.
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
Teacher: What is 1+1?
Pappu: Happy Hours!