Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No!
Teacher: Count from 1 to 10
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?
Pappu: Jack
Girl: Jack who?
Pappu: Jack Daniels!
Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!
Teacher: Name a bird with wings but can't fly?
Pappu: A dead bird, Sir!
Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?
Pappu: I don't know Miss.
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
Pappu: Woof... woof!