Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.
Bunty: What? But why?
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar!
A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend.
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do?
Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!
Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
Teacher: What is Anesthesia?
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?
Pappu: Some forwarded messages!