Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?
Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.
Pappu: Nahi.
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
Interviewer: What's your strength?
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Pappu: I'm nutelling you!
Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
Pappu: I thought there'd be no Maths involved!
Pappu: Bhai, New Year Ka Plan Kya Hai?
Bunty: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon?
Pappu: Kuch Nahi Bas Cancel Karna Tha!
Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
Jeeto: Why?
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
Santa saw Pappu with his girlfriend.
Santa: Tumhein Yeh Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Are Papa, Uska Naam Shobha Nahi, Priya Hai!
Santa: What did you learn today?
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!