At a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir Kya Lenge Aap?
Pappu: Coffee
Waiter: Aur Madam?
Girlfriend: Sab Badhiya Aap Batao!
On a Date:
Pappu: Black coffee for two.
Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.
Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!
Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?
Pappu: There is no food!
Bunty: How is your crush?
Pappu: No more.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!
At a wedding function:
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.
Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?
Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.
Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...
Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!
Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?
Pappu: One rupee.
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pappu: You don't know my father!