Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?
Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
Pappu: You know I got a raise?
Bunty: How?
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
Pappu: Do you have any sibling?
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?
Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?
Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.
Pappu: Woh Kyon?
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
Pappu went to a book store.
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!