Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
Pappu: The lunch bell!
Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
Pappu: Imagination!
Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
Pappu: Exactly!
Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!
Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone.
Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance?
Pappu: My girlfriend asked me to show more interest in her family.
Bunty: So, what did you do?
Pappu: Now I am flirting with her sister!