Pappu: I love you.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: You are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriends!
Teacher: Have you done anything generous?
Pappu: I met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. So I gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others!
Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?
Pappu: Uncle-biotic!
Teacher: What do you know about atoms?
Pappu: Very little!
Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me?
Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.
Pappu: Awww, thank you.
Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings!
Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be?
Genuine doubt - After the online class:
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband?
Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!