Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!
Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Just sell it!
Pappu: What is GPS?
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
Pappu: So it's Mom?
Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
Pappu: Quarantine.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!
Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena!