Girl: What do you do?
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
Bunty: True love always comes back.
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
Pappu: Kyun?
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
Teacher: What is a noun?
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
Pappu: What do you think of 35A?
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!