Pappu: You look like my wife.
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
Pappu: I'm not married yet!
Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!
Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?
Pappu: In other nation.
Bunty: Which nation?
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
Pappu: You are my drug.
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
Pappu was listening to music in the class.
Teacher: Pay attention.
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"!
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!
Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection!
Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?