Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
Bunty: I think you should get married now.
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
Teacher: Define alcohol.
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
Bunty: What makes life so difficult?
Pappu: I think people!
Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?