Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!
Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land.
To
Mr. Rajinikanth,
Chennai.
Dear Sir,
Please close your fridge door properly and especially before sleeping.
Yours faithfully,
North Indians
A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
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Santa and Banta.
Why is there less crime in South India as compared to other parts of India?
Better Policing?
Nah
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So simple, it's Rajinikanth!
Dubara Mat Puchhna...
Rajinikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir Khan's Ghulam:
Rajini runs on a railway track. The train is at a distance of one meter.
So what happens?
Obviously the train jumps off the track!
12-12-12. Rajinikanth turns 62 today.
Dear Birthday,
Happy Rajinikanth to you!
At the site of an active volcano:
New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me.
Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend.
New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel?
Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano.
Breaking News:
Rajinikanth died in the morning.
However, he is fine now.
"Gangnam Style" is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse.