New Incredible India commercial:
Rajinikanth Inside!
Sudden declaration of Ajmal Kasab's hanging:
Instead of crediting dengue or rejection of the mercy petition, even Rajinikanth's role should be investigated!
A missile was sent by Pakistan to Kargil. Rajinikanth stopped it at the border!
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
Rajinikanth was shot today...
Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.
The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.
If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.
The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth's signature!
The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.