Rajinikanth is so fast that he can run around the globe and punch himself in the back of his head.
Death once had a 'near-Rajni' experience
Rajinikanth can send a message through 'Whatsapp' from a PCO!
Q: Why is sea water salty?
A: Bcoz Rajinikanth pees in it.
A frustrated message from Rajinikanth:
Who the hell is spreading false rumours that I gave birth to my parents?
What does Rajinikanth eat?
Whatever his wife cooks. Even he doesn't have a choice here.
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Q: Why did Rajinikanth jump off a bridge?
A: He wanted to check the depth of the ocean.
When Rajinikanth feels like bathing, monsoons arrive in India. No wonder, monsoons hit South India first.
When Rajinikanth had surgery, anesthesia was given to the doctors.