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Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?

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Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!

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Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?
Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!

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Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!

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Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!

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Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!

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Jeeto: Happy New Year.
Santa: Promise?

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Banta: Why are you looking so sad?

Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!

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Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!

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Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!