Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?
Santa: Because women love digging up the past!
Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?
Santa: Getting married!
Crude prices go into negative:
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
Banta: How?
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?
Santa: Your husband!
Banta: What procrastinate means?
Santa: I'll tell you later!
Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!